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Writer's pictureMacka

Smol Peen Energy

Updated: Sep 8, 2021

Despite the internet, access to information you’re exposed to varies vastly from region to region, based both largely on your physical location as well as your digital relationships and search histories. I always make sure to type the first letter of whatever site a friend of mine wants to look at before passing them my phone. I’d rather avoid the awkwardness of them seeing my most frequently visited sites which consist of three categories: google, Facebook, explicit porn.

That’s all. If I used the FB app my browser history would solely be Google and Porn. This reminds me of an incident that occurred at the beginning of average learning about jerking off age. My sister was engaged to this guy Chris, planned on joining the us army (she sure af dodged a few bullets on that one) anyway I digress. IDK what age I was, 10, 11, obviously I was looking at internet porn but I was smart enough to go to google, google what I wanted, then clear the search history. Simple enough a child knew to do this.

THIS DUMBASS ARMY BRAT IN FUCKING COLLEGE TYPED www.mrskin.com DIRECTLY IN TO THE BROWSER! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? ARE YOU NOT A FUCKING JUNIOR IN A PRIVATE COLLEGE???

Oh yeah, army hopeful, never mind. Long story short I got grounded for two weeks because I was also smart enough to say “I use google to look for porn and clear my history so you don’t find out”

I’m not dumb, like my sisters ex-fiancée, who BTW ended the engagement by e-mail. Major smol peen energy.

Anyway that’s an article for you.

~Macka

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